Pie Eating

Sponsored by Big Stuff

Open to all age groups.

This here’s your traditional pie eating contest.  Don’t expect to walk away from this one with your immaculately-waxed mustache or artistically-applied makeup intact; we can pretty much guarantee that you’re gonna get awfully messy.  Bibs will be provided; your dignity, however, is not our problem.

The victory is going to go to the person who can eat the largest proportion of their pie in sixty seconds, or to the first one to finish their pie if they can pull it off within that time.  Of course, to add to the fun, you have to keep your hands behind your back or under the table, so you’re going to be face-down in your pie and eating like a farm animal (if you’ve never seen a farm animal eat, watch the BMD board president attack a meal some time and you’ll get the general idea).

Prizes: $10 and 5 Feud Points to the winner; 3 Feud Points to second place; 1 Feud Point for each participant.